Omigod, I'm so trying not to crack up at this and alarm everyone in the room. xD Really, the twisted Twilight quotes just made my day - you've managed to make a bad thing worse AND funnier at the same time.
This is an epic win - and so adorably cute at the same time. ^^
My Eternal Love by Mu xxx HPSS Slash. Vampires. Harry is a fatherless vampire fledgling on the verge of famine. Snapes steps in and rescues him. Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 5-3-06 - Harry P. Severus S. - Complete ..... Taken from fanficiton.net ..... It's funny cause it's true. Someone stole Severus' fanfic! or...... wait.... SEVERUS IS ALIVE??!!!!! O.O *GAAASP!*